THE PARALYZERS!

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The Paralyzers! Rockin to a full house at the Anaheim, CA. House Of Blues on 2/26/2008

Thanks for stopping by!

Here you can get up to date information and follow our journey to stardom!


5.14.2009

We will be playing at The House Of Blues in Anaheim, CA. again this year, (we just don't know when). Please check back for the release of the date & times!

5.10.2009

Travis Ranch School

The Paralyzers! Along with The PhillyDogs Band! Will ROCK Travis Ranch School in Yorba Linda, CA. on Saturday, June 6th, 2009 for the annual school variety/talent show! The fun, food, games, lots of talent, and all of the excitement begins at 11:00am and will continue until 3:00pm! Get ready to have some FUN! (YaknowWhatIMean)

5.1.2009

We are in the studio recording our first CD! We hope to have it completed by June 1st 2009.

4.22.2009

The Paralyzers!  Will rock out at Java Joes Coffee House on 4/22/2009 at 6:00pm till 7:30pm - hope to see YOU there!

4.02.2009

We are looking for a lead singer! Male or Female - Please contact our Management group ASAP at Unnecessary Noise Productions for an audition and LET'S GET ROCKIN'! email booking@paralyzers.telmove.com or call Dave at (714) 401-1974 Thanks - The PARALYZERS!

09.21.2008

We are back in the studio rehearsing for our next show!

05.15.2008

We are sorry to report that Ian Cook is in the hospital with a kidney stone.

The hospital will not release him until 5/17/2008 so he will miss our show at the Travis Ranch School Carnival.

All of our best wishes go out to Ian and we look forward to rocking everyone again real soon!

05.05.2008

Happy Cinco De Mayo to everyone!

We are getting ready for the Travis Ranch School Carnival on Friday 5/16/2008 from 3:00pm till 6:00pm! We are going to ROCK THE HOUSE!! We hope to see you there!

02.24.2008

Our final rehearsal before Anaheim House Of Blues performance on          2-26-2008!! We are ready to ROCK the House Of Blues - Anaheim! We are all very excited and the show is sold out!!

Also you can catch us playing at the Murphy Days, www.Murphydays.com St. Patrick's Day Festival in Yorba Linda on March 15th 2008 at 3:00pm where we will be guest starring with The PhillyDogs Band www.PhillyDogsBand.com please send us an email for more information and directions! See you there!!

09.23.2007

Our first band rehearsal went GREAT! We worked on Green Day - Brain Stew. and it sounded pretty good!

Our next rehearsal is scheduled for next Sunday 9/30/2007 at the same time at the same place.

We are planning on getting a couple of songs down so that we can play live soon and open for The PhillyDogs Band at an upcoming show! We are also planning on playing at the House of blues on 2/26/2008 and at the Travis Ranch 2008 Carnival this year as well!

09.22.2007

Our first band rehearsal has been rescheduled from Saturday 9/22/2007 to Sunday 9/23/2007 from 10:00 am to 12:00pm at Ian Cook's Studio at 5107 Via Estancia (click here for a map!)

09.20.2007

What is a Paralyzer !?? 

Here is what the dictionary says...

par·a·lyzer [par-uh-lahyzer] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation -verb
(used with object), -lyzed, -lyz·ing, -lyz·er. As in YOU have been PARALYZED!
1. to affect with paralysis.
2. to bring to a condition of helpless stoppage, inactivity, or inability to act: The strike paralyzed communications.
3. Five dedicated elementary school kids from North Orange County CA. that love to ROCK & ROLL!!

Who are the Paralyzers?? (Click here to find out!)

Thanks to all! We'll see YOU at the top!


The PARALYZERS! are professionally managed by Unnecessary Noise Productions. Email booking@paralyzers.telmove.com  or call (714) 401-1974 for more information.